![]() 05/18/2015 at 23:53 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I’m going to Orlando. Will I be eaten or stabed or shot ?
Also any recommendations for restaurants in the area or things to do that aren’t Disney related ?
![]() 05/18/2015 at 23:56 |
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You will be stabed.
![]() 05/18/2015 at 23:57 |
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Will I be eaten or stabed or shot ?
You mean, which of those will happen first ?
![]() 05/18/2015 at 23:58 |
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You will be stabbed by a knife that is attached to a bullet.
![]() 05/19/2015 at 00:18 |
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Yes.
![]() 05/19/2015 at 00:33 |
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None, probably. Orlando is kind of a tourist destination. If you feel like meeting me half-way, you can drive Charlie, the happiest AW11 in the world (though the engine isn’t terribly happy at the moment). He will probably try to kill you.
![]() 05/19/2015 at 01:59 |
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#justkidding
![]() 05/19/2015 at 03:27 |
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I stayed in Orlando late last year. Me and my girlfriend visited as clueless brits staying on International Drive in decidedly 90’s Hotel. I wasn’t eaten, stabbed or shot and the only time I felt unsafe was when a group of young guys approached us in Checkers, but then they asked if I had any change and I gave him a couple dollars and he was gone.
on the news however we heard of people getting ran over, shot disneyland having a fire etc. but most of the trouble was downtown.
![]() 05/19/2015 at 08:40 |
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That would be fun but I'm traveling with family and flying so...